Pitch-Forked: Much More Than a Perk-Me-Up

Hi there! I’m Coffee, your bold, reliable partner in crime.

For centuries, I’ve been waking people up, from ancient Ethiopian fields to your modern kitchen counter. As the world’s favorite brew, I’m smooth, rich, and steeped in tradition. (1)

How can I help you? Well…

• Want to support your health? I may help protect against obesity, type 2 diabetes, certain types of cancer, and other chronic conditions (just go easy on the sugar and cream most of the time).

• Need some energetic focus? I’ll perk you right up.

• Hoping for a cozy pick-me-up? I’m that warm hug in a mug.

• Looking for inspiration? I’ll fuel your brightest ideas.

Really, I’m that shot of courage you need to take on the world.

Brew me at home, grab me on the go, or share me with friends. Let’s make this partnership bold, smooth, and brew-tiful—one sip, one cup, one moment at a time.

What do you say? ☕️😋

• Reference(s)

  1. Barrea L, Pugliese G, Frias-Toral E, El Ghoch M, Castellucci B, Chapela SP, Carignano MLA, Laudisio D, Savastano S, Colao A, Muscogiuri G. Coffee consumption, health benefits and side effects: a narrative review and update for dietitians and nutritionists. Crit Rev Food Sci Nutr. 2023;63(9):1238-1261. doi: 10.1080/10408398.2021.1963207. Epub 2021 Aug 28. PMID: 34455881.