Pitch-Forked: Let’s Beef Up Your Diet

Hi there! I’m Beef, a tried-and-true nutritional powerhouse that’s fueled humanity since, well, forever. I’ve been a cut above the rest for centuries, while other trendy foods are still figuring out their “it” factor (looking at you, kale—but I still love ya).

I’m not just any piece of meat; I’m a high-protein food that truly matters. I bring flavor, satisfaction, and nutrients to keep you strong and energized. From protein to iron, zinc, selenium, phosphorus, B-complex vitamins, and even vitamin A, I’m here to support your health and hustle. (1)

What’s on the menu? Whatever you’re in the MOOd for! Grill me, stir-fry me, roast me (kindly), ground me (just not out of punishment, please)—I’m as versatile as I am delicious and nutritious.

Ready to steak your claim? Give me a prime spot on your plate!

• Reference(s)

  1. Geletu US, Usmael MA, Mummed YY, Ibrahim AM. Quality of Cattle Meat and Its Compositional Constituents. Vet Med Int. 2021;2021:7340495. Published 2021 Nov 18. doi:10.1155/2021/7340495